Jul 22 2009
Um… what?
HE SAYS:
Huh. Um. Hmmmmm. Just watch it.
SHE SAYS:
I watched it and masturbated to it. What does that say about me?
More Porn to Love
Jul 22 2009
HE SAYS:
Huh. Um. Hmmmmm. Just watch it.
SHE SAYS:
I watched it and masturbated to it. What does that say about me?
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
1) WTF??
2) The girl is actually kind of pretty – but it was kind of hard to notice.
3) What do you think the milkshake was? Kind of looked like simple syrup.
4) Do you think they’re real?
The craziest thing? I got a little horny watching this. I don’t really like to admit that, but it’s true.
I thought it looked like pancake batter. Now I’m hungry AND horny!
i find this hot and i guess that means i’ve got to figure out what kind of dormant fetishes are swirling around in my subconscious. i’m okay with that. gives me something to do next weekend.
also, there’s a funny kind of warhol-ian pop art thing going on with this weird new genre that i find particularly interesting.
certainly more interesting than (as i’m sure The Guy would agree) all the fucking gagging and spitting in the other 99% of porn.
I guess we are pervs. Glorious, lovely perverts!
YES, this crazy fetish porn is MUCH better and endlessly more interesting than all the gagging, aggressive porn that is so pervasive now. I think if I saw this clip as a young teen it would have really turned me on. It’s so cartoonish and hyper-sexual.
I love that I posted this clip sort of as a joke and it ended up becoming a legitimate conversation. We are true porn scholars!