Jul 29 2009
Sara Stone masturbates outside
Would you like to watch Sara Stone unleash her huge natural breasts and masturbate while crappy music plays? Great, here you go pervert!
Archive for July, 2009
Jul 28 2009
Ladies, jerk your way to bigger muscles
Look girls, if you don’t feel like paying $19.95 for the Shake Weight, please feel to give me a call and I can help you tone those arms for free. The Shake Weight requires a 6 minute workout but I can promise to get that time down to under 5 minutes if you gently tickle the balls.
Jul 28 2009
Lisa Ann gives a great blowjob, as long as you turn the sound off
HE SAYS
When did it become commonplace for every fucking blowjob to sound like a gurgling tar pit? It’s so annoying. With the sound off, I give this clip a 9 out of 10. With the sound on, all her slurping takes it down to a 2. I’m not kidding, I can’t stand how loud porn actresses are these days. I’m an angry old man, GET OFF MY LAWN!
Jul 27 2009
Roberta Pedon and her big vintage boobs
Just felt like sharing some vintage photos of Roberta Pedon, her big natural boobs and her bushy pussy. You can thank me later.
Jul 27 2009
Vulva – Not a perfume, it’s a vaginal scent!
Have you ever been sitting in McDonalds and thought, “You know what would go perfectly with this Big Mac? The smell of pussy.” You my friend are in luck thanks to Vulva Original, Vaginal Scent. You just spread a little pussy (pun intended) on the back of your hand, sit back and enjoy the smell of a woman’s most private area. Vulva is not a perfume. Instead it is intended for your own perverted pleasure. I think Vulva would make a great Father’s Day gift!
Jul 27 2009
Jelena Jensen forgets how to wear a bikini
Poor Jelena Jensen just can’t figure out how to wear that damn bikini.
Jul 26 2009
My wedding day, porn style.
SHE SAYS:
This is my ideal wedding day. I don’t need to say anything more. Someone, out there, please recreate this for me.
