Met-Art = BONER BONER BONER!
FUCK! Met-Art is so fucking awesome I can barely stand it. I have to go take a cold shower. Do people even know about taking cold showers anymore? On Laverne and Shirley back in the 70s/80s, Shirley always used to make her boyfriend Carmine “the Big Ragu” Ragusa take cold showers to prevent him from getting horny. What the fuck am I even talking about right now? Look at these incredible naked girls and here I am talking about Laverne and Shirley.
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I LOVED Laverne and Shirley. I always wanted an “L” monogram on my shirt. And I was obsessed with the theme song. Shlemeel and Schlemazel to you dear gentlemen, here it is so you don’t have to google it!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Schlemeel, schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.