My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
OK, this cumshot compilation starts off with a guy jerking off and then a hilarious graphic that reads “the girls force these hotrods to deliver their juicy cumspray.” Is it just me or is that kind of gay? For the record, I have nothing against gay or bisexual people AT ALL, I’m just saying it’s an odd way to start a compilation of girls getting facials. There is a truly GREAT moment at 1:06 where the girl has to swat a fly while receiving juicy cumspray all over her face. I’m sure that was a special moment for her. PLEASE make sure you stick around for the closing credits too! WHAT?!?

Even though I am not into super round fake tits, I still kind of love Heather Vandeven. She has a very sexy face and a hot little body. Some might even call her “tight and right!”

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Heather Vandeven fingers her pussy

HE SAYS:
This busty stepmom has some interesting theories about parenting. Apparently when you suspect your stepson wants to see your huge floppy tits, the best thing to do is get it out of his system. Apparently the best way to get it out of his system is to jerk him off all over his shirt before his dad gets home.

HE SAYS:
Oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah fuck me, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah fuck me, oh yeah baby, oh yeah.
(I’m assuming this guy is Santa Claus, I might be wrong)

SHE SAYS:
“Sperm Generators. We drain their balls of all the vital fluids and we use it to ensure the survival of the female species.” Yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me! Just add a murder, a computer, and a “seer” and tons of lesbian sex and we have ourselves a fucking AWESOME porno!

Jenya D is trying to kill me by giving me an endless boner that robs the rest of my body of blood. This photo shoot has sort of a White Stripes look to it, and as you may know, I want to fuck Meg White. Now, if I could somehow make a Jenya D & Meg White threesome happen…

I ♥ Jenya D

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