America, FUCK NO!
SHE SAYS:
Maybe I am weird, but I find the man in this video to be one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen. Honestly, big boobs on a guy turns me the hell off. Fake tans turn me the hell off. And I don’t know, maybe I am crazy, but something about covering your boner with the American flag just rubs me the wrong way. The type of girl who would get talked into going to this party would be the same type of girl who listens to pop music, carries a Coach bag and does whatever her friends tell her is cool because she doesn’t have a mind of her own. Fuck you you stupid flag-covered-small-boner-having guy and trashy blow-job-giving-because-you-are-fucking-stupid-you-stupid-fucking-stupid girls! WOW! I am really mean in this one. I am not sorry. This is gross and someone needs to say it.
HE SAYS:
These European sex party clips FASCINATE me! I want to know every detail about them. Are these places open every night or do they just spring up every month or so? How does one go about getting a job at one of these places? Are these normal girls just letting off steam by blowing and fucking random orange dudes in front of their friends? Are the STD clinics packed the next day with regretful Euro-sluts? I need to know.
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could be dumb, weird party footage.
or: orange eurotrash guy titillates blonde american-ish floozies with the stars and stripes, only to reveal…wait for it… small penis, offering irony-drenched mock commentary on bush-era american foreign policy?
i think the latter.
Love it zissou. :)