WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS AT 12:08?
SHE SAYS:
Was that an orgasm? Was that even a penis? WAIT! And the next guy, too, at 12:44. I need to know. Wait, is this what is happening: can you just basically hold in your cum – like a sneeze – and then still release after your dick is limp? How in the hell did I not know this? Someone please explain this to me!
HE SAYS:
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the saddest collection of cumshots in the history or porn. I was already confused by the tiny dick at 12:08 but somehow the guy at 12:44 manages to have an orgasm with the world’s smallest, limpest, floppiest dick ever. I have never seen anything like this. Sure, you can be slightly flaccid and still cum but these guys look they just soaked in ice water for 2 hours. I am baffled by this.
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These guys really are sad. The day I rub whatnots with another guy pigs will fly out my anus. If I ever were in a MMF threesome, there would have to be major prick proximity rules. AND why the hell does so much Asian porn begin with the “gyno” exam??? It’s just creepy and it makes me feel gross.
I think that might have been Kermit the Frog’s dick at 12:44…
I agree. Andrew, do you think my theory about having an orgasm but holding it for a delayed release is even possible? I mean, it is just NUTS that those dicks looks COMPLETELY limp but they were still ejaculating. It just doesn’t seem logistically possible.
I am not into threesomes. I have never had one. I just rather pay attention to one sexy guy at a time.
I don’t know how that happened…I never thought it was possible and yet, here we have it. It is really disturbing.
Threesomes can be cool if you have the right partners.
Well Andrew, according to the Prostate Cancer Research Institute:
Male Aging Issues Affecting Sexual Function
There are a number of aging issues that affect ED:
* A man can have a natural decrease in sex drive as he ages due to decreased testosterone levels. With each advancing year, a man’s testosterone level can drop.
* Usually erectile difficulties start slowly. A man will have more difficulty achieving and then maintaining an erection after insertion.
* A man can still ejaculate with a semi-rigid or flaccid penis.
http://www.prostate-cancer.org/education/sidefx/Auerbach_ErectileDysfunction.html
So, possible, but this has to be something else that better explains this!