Archive for May, 2009

May 26 2009

Demi, naked in black stockings

Published by under Babe Galleries,I Love Porn

Yep, I like black stockings. I guess these are somewhere between stockings and socks but it still works for me. Thanks Met-Art!

More perfectly awesome naked girls

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May 26 2009

Hey look, these girls are naked!

Jenny and Mia, both from Herge-Art, are young, tight, sexy and naked. I love naked girls. There should be a tax break for girls who choose to be naked for my pleasure.

Jenny
jenny naked

Mia
mia naked

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May 25 2009

I got the opposite of turned on by this clip.

Published by under I Hate Porn

The GirlSHE SAYS:
There is NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING more gross than tan wrinkly breast implants positioned right above a stomach tramp stamp. It is amazing, I just sat there and analyzed how diverse body types really are. Even with modifications such as breast implants, bodies can look so different. No one – absolutely no one in this clip was even moderately attractive to me. Some parts of bodies were OK, but seriously this was more of a freak show than an erotic clip. Sorry everybody!

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May 23 2009

One favorite Awkward Boner!

The GirlSHE SAYS:
Thanks to The Guy a few posts ago, I was introduced to one of my now favorite sites of all time! Sadly, I will probably masturbate to awkwardboners.com at least once a day until I die. This one is a video originally uploaded to Google. Ha. I ♥ awkward Yoga boners!

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May 23 2009

Nike introduces intercourse shoe: THE AIR FORNICATOR

MBFP ♥ The Onion!

THE ONION FORNICATORFORNICATOR SHOE IN ACTION

Pee your pants here the onion onion

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May 22 2009

Tattoos and tits

Published by under His Favorites,I Love Porn

Why? Just because I like you perverts, I really do!

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May 22 2009

Eva Kent says, “double the pleasure” and everyone listens.

Published by under Her Favorites,I Love Porn

The GirlSHE SAYS:
Eva Kent says double the pleasure, double the fun, but I don’t think Doublemint will take that stench out of her mouth. Sorry. That was a bad joke. I don’t necessarily mind the presence of two guys – but two guys going at one girl in BOTH HOLES? Doesn’t it look like the guys are fucking each other? GROSS. I still masturbated to this clip though. Twice. Now I am gross.

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May 22 2009

More perfect naked girls from MC-Nudes

Each day I search through my favorite naughty websites in an attempt to bring you the best in naked women. I am great, obviously. This morning I bring you the best of the latest photos from MC-Nudes. Amazing!

More perfect nude girls please…

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