Archive for May, 2009

May 28 2009

Foot Maidens, vol. 2

Published by The Girl under I Love Porn

The GirlSHE SAYS:
WOW. I am very confused and NOT turned on by the clip itself, but you know what? I fucking love the intro and the logo by Prestige Video. Are there people that act like this when they are turned on by feet or are these girls just acting like they are turned on by feet? I wouldn’t know the difference because I am not turned on by feet and I have never been around anyone who has. Enjoy Prestige Video presenting (with a globe graphic with two very fancy cum drops) “Amateur Fetish Videos: Foot Maidens, vol. 2″

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May 28 2009

HUGE Japanse JUGGS and awkward sex

Published by The Guy under I Love Porn

HE SAYS:
I want to meet the guy whose job it is to blur genitalia in Japanese porn. Did he go to college? Maybe he was a film student who had aspirations of directing beautiful art films but took a job editing porn to make a little cash. He probably promised himself he would only work as a cock and pussy eraser for a couple months but now that is has been 3 years, he’s beginning to wonder if he will ever get his big break in mainstream cinema. Do all the cock and pussy erasers get together and talk about work? Do they say things like, “Did you see Atsushi Takahashi’s latest work in ‘Asian Cum Battle 4?’ His boner work is second to none!” Does a salesman occasionally stop by the office to show off the latest in cock and pussy blurring technology? I hope all of this is true.

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May 28 2009

God damn you Sofi A. for being so fucking sexy!

Why won’t Sofi A. just wake up and marry me already? Why Sofi, why?

sofi a naked

I ♥ you Sofi

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May 27 2009

Tiny dick produces 50 gallons of cum

Published by The Guy under I Love Porn

HE SAYS:
Wow! Even though this guy has a short, skinny, little dick he somehow manages to produce a ridiculous amount of cum. Jesus Christ! It’s a good thing his girlfriend is wearing her ulta-cool cum goggles or she most likely would have been blinded by the giant jizz wave. I recently looked up “water boarding” on Youtube because I didn’t really know what it consisted of and I’ll tell you what, it looks a lot like this facial.

The GirlSHE SAYS:
I hope she is wearing her cum goggles because that is really a 12-year-old boy and she doesn’t want to be identified. I feel bad for a man with such a small dick. Wait, no I don’t…I DON’T wish that was a 12-year-old-boy at all! What is wrong with me?

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May 27 2009

Twistys June Treat – Alexis Texas

Published by The Guy under I Love Porn

Very few girls come up with good fake porn names but that is not the case with Alexis Texas! It’s impossible to forget a name like Alexis Texas. Alexis Texas is Twistys June Treat of the Month. Way to go Alexis, your parents must have been so excited!

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Thanks Twistys

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May 27 2009

Jessie – tight and tan (also naked)

Published by The Guy under Babe Galleries,I Love Porn

Jessie is pretty sexy but I will ask her to please have that tattoo removed when we start dating.

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May 27 2009

Incredibly sexy Indian girl has some incredibly sexy sex (and a little bondage)

HE SAYS:
I’m going to say that this clip is pretty much porn at its best. Why isn’t more porn this simple and erotic? The people responsible for this scene, including the actors, obviously understand how to capture an erotic scene rather than simply filming people fucking and doing the same old cliched porn bullshit. It’s not that this clip is groundbreaking or anything, but in a sea of gagging forced blowjobs and endless rough anal something this simple and erotic really stands out. At least it does for me. It helps that this woman is INCREDIBLY beautiful and sexy! Anyone know her name?
The GirlSHE SAYS:
UNHOLY WHITE SHIT BALLS! I loved this clip. Of course, I agree with The Guy here – it truly is porn at its best. It had a slow start which made me incredibly horny, and everything from the different positions, the pace and the cumshot was perfect. Just perfect. The only two details that made this clip deviate from perfection was that girl’s stupid outfit (glad it came off quickly) and that man’s visually dominating tattoos. I had two amazing orgasms from this clip and I thank The Guy. This is actually what I needed to get more confidence in finding porn. I have been so disappointed lately! YAY! Porn is still my best friend and I hope we make it yours, too.

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May 26 2009

Karima – long legs, big natural breasts

What can I say? Karima is naked and she has the kind of natural body that should be seen naked as much as possible.

More Karima and her aweosme naked friends

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