May 19 2009
I need an ORGASATOR! You heard me.
SHE SAYS:
Damn it! I am the type of person that loves weirdness in any form but these just kinda freak me out! Everything looks phallic or well, like a vagina (is there a word for “look like a vagina”?) I understand that that is the aesthetic to this type of “art”, and porn can be much worse, but it is just so odd to me to see a need for something as crazy as this. It is not at all like the Hentai cartoons, which depict more real-life situations. Yes, the Hentai are not great and are mainly demeaning, but the premise is usually easily understood. These vintage German (I know it is dubbed with something else and I could be totally wrong on both of those statements: the German branding and the dubbing) are just fucking weird. And I love fucking weird! But these are really fucking weird. The Orgasator? The plug genitals? The penis monster? The topless fairies? The vagina queen that consumed the astronauts alive? The eggs??????? FUCK! I did enjoy it. And that plug kinda got me horny.
HE SAYS:
Wait, who has been recording my dreams?
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look like a vagina…vulval?
I’m going to go with vaginal, like Maude Lebowski’s art.
OK, OK. Let’s clear things up here. Pussy-ish and cunt-y. :)
does the female form make you uncomfortable, mr. lebowski?
(sorry i can’t let a maude lebowski quote go unanswered)
I just love all of you so much.