Thirsty? How about some fucking cum?

Published by at 8:06 am under I Hate Porn

HE SCREAMS:
Marie Love and her little Asian friend REALLY have a taste for some “man milkshakes” and they won’t shut the fuck up about it. I guess spending the afternoon swimming in the polar bear exhibit at the zoo will make you thirsty. I HATE THESE FUCKING BITCHES AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING RIDICULOUS LOUD GAGGING AND SLURPING! I HATE them so hard it forced me to use red text! RED GOD DAMN IT! Who the FUCK wants to watch this shit and who wants to listen to a girl choke, gag and barf? Oh my God, this is the worst clip ever. I don’t like to judge other people’s sexual preferences but I’ve got to be honest, I think there is something wrong with you if you enjoy watching forced blowjobs. Even if you take the forced aspect out of the equation, the sound alone is enough to make me INSANE! Seriously, does Marie Luv ever shut her dirty mouth? On second thought, keep that dick shoved down her throat so I don’t have to hear her talk anymore. It scares me that a whole generation of young men are growing up thinking this is normal. I hate porn right now, don’t even watch this.

The GirlSHE SAYS LOUDLY BUT NOT AS SCREAMY AS THE GUY:
I completely 100% agree. I wanted to throw up on all porn after watching this. I want all porn, good and bad, to be put in a gigantic pile (maybe the Grand Canyon would be a good location for this?), then someone needs to infect me with the influenza virus. Do you know a pilot? Well, I am also going to need someone to fly me over this pile of porn in a helicopter. In the helicopter, someone else must feed me protein like milk and cheese and meat and play this clip for me. Then I will stick my head out and vomit all over the porn, over and over again. Then someone will have to mix the porn around, obviously, to make sure that all pieces are well coated, and I haven’t quite figured out the logistics of that yet but the point is, I FUCKING HATE THIS PORN TOO. I hate it! And what about their disgusting facial expressions? Who can keep a boner while looking at those grimaces? Anyways, I hate to always agree with The Guy but he said everything I would have said, but he said it better (and I love his tags.) This is a horrible clip and I wish it didn’t exist, and I wish there weren’t so many people who prefer this type of porn to what I like to refer to as “The good shit.”

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6 comments so far

6 comments to “Thirsty? How about some fucking cum?”

  1. Sweat Shop Sissyon 05 Apr 2009 at 5:01 am

    So, let me get this straight. Neither of you liked this clip and you would both like to avoid veiwing this type of pornography in the future? Do I have that right? Is that the general gist of what you are trying to convey to your readers? Because porn has rotted my brain and I sometimes get confused.

  2. The Girlon 05 Apr 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I love you, SSS.

  3. ICWUTUDIDTHEREon 04 Jul 2009 at 1:37 pm

    There are alot of people that want all porn gone. Whether you like it or not.

    Why not do the logical thing and just don’t watch this type of stuff if you don’t like it.

    You guys don’t wanna become porn Nazis do you?

  4. The Guyon 05 Jul 2009 at 4:19 pm

    ICWUT… Hey, you should watch the kind of porn you like but you have to understand that the point of our website is to discuss what we love AND hate about porn. It’s just a harmless discussion. Although I will say that we are VERY against this new trend in porn that is basically filmed rape though. It’s harmful when a generation grows up thinking forcing your cock down a girl’s gagging face is normal sex. Just our opinion.

  5. ICWUTUDIDTHEREon 06 Jul 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I completely understand it’s an opinions site. I subscribe to the feed for this and get most of my enjoyment just from reading your comments. I think Extreme Body Modification and Scat are utterly foul but I don’t want them banned.

    At least in the gagging porn women can be in control. They are often the ones sucking the dick and forcing it down their own throats. That IMO is a better representation of women than super submissive “rape” porn.

    There is something positive as far as women being able to be in control sexually.

    As far as people thinking porn is representative of realworld sex most people I know claim to not have pornstar style sex regularly.

    Porn is fantasy, most people don’t have sex like this as far as I know. I hope every generation of people understand that.

    thanks for the site and your commentary I find it very enjoyable!

  6. The Girlon 07 Jul 2009 at 7:00 pm

    I enjoy your comments too, FJKALD MCUOIETKML;M;FDAHYIOJK;LDAF KL;UIYLJKLYY.

    And I agree that NO PORN should be banned. I would rather live free. I like that people CAN participate in these extreme versions of porn. I like that we are able to have differences in opinion and talk about it. I just dislike knowing that it is the first porn that some young people see. It may very well be influential on their first sexual experiences as well as the way they treat the opposite sex in the real world. That, to me, is sad. I think that not enough people express how they feel about it. We may be a little dramatic here, but it is all in good fun. I think that people tend to just watch what is given to them – just like people pick up on any trend without even thinking. This applies to the whole Crocs catastrophe.

    Anyways, this is a trend that not only makes you look stupid, it can affect sexual interaction. And I think that we don’t want people to forget how great and mutually satisfying porn can really be, regardless of what seems to be “catching on.”

    I also agree that maybe these women like to be gagged. Who knows? Maybe they like to be tortured. Maybe the guys like to feel like they are dominating a woman and that turns them on. Maybe they like the way the tip of their penis feels when bits of a Crunchwrap Supreme and hydrochloric acid hit it. But you know what? I don’t like it. I prefer strictly sexual stimulation and tend to lean more on the “equal” side of things. And that’s why we have this site, to have the medium to share these opinions.

    I have to go masturbate now.

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