I want to fuck Meg White
HE SAYS:
Yeah that’s right, I think Meg White of The White Stripes is hot and I want to fuck her. The obvious thing to say about Meg’s hotness is that she has an incredible rack. While this is true, my attraction to her goes beyond that. Let’s start with talent. I realize she’s not the greatest drummer in the world but her band is fucking awesome and she’s a good, solid drummer. Talent is a big turn on for me. Plus, she looks incredibly sexy when she’s drumming! I can understand why girls are always falling for rock stars now. I love her aloof “I don’t care that I’m a rock star on stage in front of 10,000 people” drumming style. GOD DAMN that’s hot!
How do I say this without insulting her (because Meg White is obviously going to read this)? She has a sexy trashy quality that I love. It’s sort of like she’s the hottest girl in the trailer park and even though there is chance her parents are cousins, you still want to get her pregnant in the back of your brother’s El Camino. She’s the kind of girl you want to drink cheap beer with and feel up while listening to Iron Maiden with her dad passed out in the next room of their double-wide. She’s dirty and I like it.
I obviously have to mention the possible Meg White sex tape. Personally I don’t think it’s her but these guys want to prove me wrong using the latest C.S.I. super computers. I just don’t want to think of my precious Meg that way!
I ♥ you Meg White, call me.
SHE SAYS:
I have to say, I would love to watch this white trash fucking. I would watch it and masturbate in the front seat of that El Camino while I watched this sexy pseudo-incestuous sex, OR, better yet…would fuck Meg’s sexy, pot-bellied dad while I screamed Meg and The Guy’s names, as in, “Meg and The Guy! Yeah, Meg, fuck him Meg! Blow a load on her face, Guy!” Now THAT’S fucked up. I make up for it by the fact that I would adopt the (obviously) unwanted, dirty, inbred bastard child of Meg and The Guy and raise it as my own. I am a nice girl and a good friend.
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i got to meet jack white earlier this year. one of the ‘raconteurs’ is a friend of mine and i went backstage after a show. when talking with him, all i could think of was asking him about the awesomeness of meg’s boobs. swear to god. but i figured i would just end up getting my ass kicked by jack white. i’m no weenie, but he’s a lot bigger guy than you’d think.
If you meet him again please tell him I want to fuck Meg and have him email me. I’m sure he will TOTALLY be into it. Thanks.
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