Happy ending massage given in the void of outer space
HE SAYS:
I think The Girl is really going to like this clip. Maybe she has already seen it and masturbated the night away to it when she should be doing her chores. Are they called chores when you are an adult? This butter isn’t going to churn itself! Why is The Girl churning butter? Why is that the first “chore” that popped into my head? Anyhoo, this is a really nice happy ending massage clip. I like that it is basically designed for optimum masturbation. There’s no distracting plot our ridiculous acting. Nobody is yelling and screaming stupid porny dirty talk. Hell, the guy has no head and there isn’t even a background, so you have no choice but to concentrate on this awesome handjob.
SHE SAYS:
Well, if I want to have a proper snack then I have to churn butter! I love simple, perfect butter on saltine crackers. I also love simple buttered noodles or, I know there’s another ingredient here…but butter slathered all over pierogis. Damn it butter is awesome! I need to churn a whole hell of a lot of butter to meet my snacking needs! I did love this clip. The Guy knows me so well! I ♥ watching a man cum. Is something wrong with me? I have been conditioned to think that women are only supposed to like romantic, candle-lit, female-focused, story-and-love-rich porn. Guess what? I am very visual. I can appreciate and love this clip just as much as, well, The Guy. Fuck society. Give me more happy ending massage clips and give them to me now!
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