I am definitely not an expert in Ron Jeremy porn. Yes, I am aware of the fact that he has starred in many, many confusing and probably not-so-sexy or smart pornos, but still – this one is just really weird to me. I can’t get over trying to figure out the premise. Maybe it’s the fact that it starts at a club playing Madonna. Or maybe it is the dubbing. Maybe it is the hilarious dancing (please look in the background in the first scene…I literally laughed out loud!) Or, maybe it is the Arab garb. I don’t know what it is that makes it particularly really odd to me, but I do know it is not the sex. The sex looks very porny, so nothing is weird about that. It is just one of those clips where I spend a lot of time trying to figure it out to the point where there is nearly no time to actually enjoy the porn. Well, I guess all porn doesn’t have to turn you on, some are meant to make you think. OH, one more thing: although it ends in a facial (I tend to hate them) I LOVE this cumshot because it drips all over her chest. HOT!
The dancing in the background is GENIUS! You have the Fabio guy with long flowing hair dancing like a gayest man that ever gayed and what the fuck is that guy in the yellow wearing? A wetsuit? A yellow suit of armor? The rest is just confusing. Was this filmed in France? Did they fly Ron Jeremy to France for this?!? I LOVE the brunette in this scene though, she’s super sexy. Agreed on the cumshot too, I loved watching “The Hedgehog” cum all over her perfect perky tits. I ♥ porn so much!