She’s going to have to wash her face and that shirt
HE SAYS:
What do we have here? A nice guy getting a blowjob from a nice, cute girl. I guess I’m just assuming they are nice though. For all I know they could be the biggest assholes in the world. They could be the kind of people who deliberately speed up when they see you are trying to change lanes. They might kick puppies and swear at old people. You know what? Fuck these jerks and their dumb cum shooting! I hope she has to throw her dumb shirt away! Sorry.
SHE SAYS:
I hated that stupid fucking stupid shirt. And she looked like Anthony Kiedis.
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i’m convinced that the ambiguous television dialogue that is always, always, always playing in the background of these amateur porn clips is some kind of conspiratorial, subliminal attempt to turn us all into flesh-eating zombies.
i’m just sayin’.
Zissou – That’s one of the reasons I usually watch porn with the sound off. One of the MANY reasons.