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By: Zissou

Zissou — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:31:09 +0000

Thank you The Girl and Andrew for helping me feel some small measure of achievement in my life.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:30:47 +0000

Hey Andy, look!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fartify

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:33:01 +0000

Cool! As you may have guessed, I basically just ripped off the definition of “fortify” and changed-up a few words (how postmodern of me!) – I do think it is fitting though. Thanks Girl! You are the bestest.

P.S. Funny that you would refer to me as Andy – only a few in my family do so…must mean something….

By: The Guy

The Guy — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:46:46 +0000

Have you ever met a cooler girl than The Girl?

By: The Girl

The Girl — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:39:50 +0000

Great job!

I just submitted it to Urban Dictionary. I hope you don’t mind, Andrew and Zissou!

Here’s the confirmation email:

Submission under review

Your entry is under review by editors.
fartify
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
by The Girly Zissou Andy on Mar 22, 2009

tags: farting, fart, gas, fartifi, farty,

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:56:04 +0000

far·ti·fy
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:59:00 +0000

I do love farts. Maybe someone can use fartify…as in,

“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”

By: zissou

zissou — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:57:05 +0000

you could have said ‘fartify.’

you know, like, um, a combo of fortify and hornyfy, but with fart…

er, never mind.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:09:07 +0000

I have a feeling I would like ♀. Any woman who knows how to make up a few words for fun I like! Kudos to you, SSS, for finding someone that makes you happy. I want everyone to be happy!

Is it sad that I can’t think of anything funny to say to end this reply but what I am about to write?

Fart.

By: Sweat Shop Sissy

Sweat Shop Sissy — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:44:14 +0000

You two are just so darn wonderful. Thank you for finding such great porn and making it so much fun.
If ♀ watched this clip she would be in ‘agreeance’ with you re: the hottness of the fucking and the scaryness of the tattoo’s. (she likes to make up words as well)
Cheers,
sss