Sexy petite Latina blows a huge dick
HE SAYS:
First and foremost, crank up the volume and listen to the bird chirping around 00:38 when the girl is feeling her tits. I swear that bird is chirping the fucking William Tell Overture! I’m serious! Now on to the porn… This clip is AMAZING! Who is this incredible girl and what is she doing in porn? I am always shocked when a girl this naturally pretty ends up in porn. I love that they just have sex, real sex, without all the “oh yeah, fuck me” bullshit. I have a feeling The Girl is going to love this clip. She’s going to love all the breast play in the beginning and she is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE the cumshot. I’m not going to say why she will love the cumshot because I don’t want to ruin it for her, but I know she will love it.
SHE SAYS:
HEY! I was expecting a non-facial cumshot! I was fooled. Oddly, I liked that she was laughing and that it went up her nose. Is that why The Guy thought I would like it? I love that he noticed the bird chirping William Overture! That song always reminds me of gym class. When we didn’t have a gym teacher and they couldn’t get someone to substitute, our regular teacher would fucking play that song on a record (yes, a record) and make us run around in laps. Yeah, that was the fucking class: run around in a circle while that my song plays. LAME! Yay for Catholic education! OK, I am getting way distracted…the clip, the clip…yes, my only complaints were that she made some really scary faces at some points and the tattoos were scary, too. Other than that this clip made me incredibly horny. The ending position and his energy was especially hornifying. Yes, I just made a new word. Sorry it is really close to “horrifying” and is no way associated to the meaning of that word. I should probably just delete the last few sentences because they don’t make much sense. That’s OK, this is already long enough so I will just make it longer. I want to say two more things: this clip had some HIGH QUALITY FUCKING and THANK YOU to The Guy for finding it. I ♥ you!
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You two are just so darn wonderful. Thank you for finding such great porn and making it so much fun.
If ♀ watched this clip she would be in ‘agreeance’ with you re: the hottness of the fucking and the scaryness of the tattoo’s. (she likes to make up words as well)
Cheers,
sss
I have a feeling I would like ♀. Any woman who knows how to make up a few words for fun I like! Kudos to you, SSS, for finding someone that makes you happy. I want everyone to be happy!
Is it sad that I can’t think of anything funny to say to end this reply but what I am about to write?
Fart.
you could have said ‘fartify.’
you know, like, um, a combo of fortify and hornyfy, but with fart…
er, never mind.
I do love farts. Maybe someone can use fartify…as in,
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
far·ti·fy
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
Great job!
I just submitted it to Urban Dictionary. I hope you don’t mind, Andrew and Zissou!
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fartify
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
by The Girly Zissou Andy on Mar 22, 2009
tags: farting, fart, gas, fartifi, farty,
Have you ever met a cooler girl than The Girl?
Cool! As you may have guessed, I basically just ripped off the definition of “fortify” and changed-up a few words (how postmodern of me!) – I do think it is fitting though. Thanks Girl! You are the bestest.
P.S. Funny that you would refer to me as Andy – only a few in my family do so…must mean something….
Hey Andy, look!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fartify
Thank you The Girl and Andrew for helping me feel some small measure of achievement in my life.