Priest fucks two teen nuns

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HE SAYS:
The Girl was just wondering about Jesus’ sex life and cock (yes, she’s that awesome) in this MILF clip so I thought of her when I found this. I wasn’t searching out religious porn but just happened upon this German clip of a priest, who looks A LOT like Robert DeNiro, blessing two teen nuns with his holy water. The Girl and I were recently wondering if there are people who are specifically turned on by stories in the bible. There MUST be people who masturbate while reading the bible, I’m sure of it. I wonder if there is a name for that fetish. I’m going to do some research but if anyone knows please educate us. Thanks, now watch this priest fuck some sexy nuns.

The GirlSHE SAYS
GREAT FIND! I love that The Guy said “blessing two teen nuns with his holy water.” Genius. I was going to say that it looked like they were receiving cummunion. When you receive communion, you put your hands up in the same way as the nuns did at the end. Which is better – “blessing with holy water” or “receiving cummunion?” You decide!

HE SAYS:
Well obviously “receiving cummunion” is WAY better. God damn it, The Girl always beats me! I mean she literally beats me… with her fists. Help me, The Girl has me chained to a radiator where she forces me to watch porn all day. If she catches me watching something other than hardcore fucking she slaps me in the face with lunch meat. Help me!

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5 comments to “Priest fucks two teen nuns”

  1. Andrewon 31 Mar 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Hierophilia is when someone gets turned on by having sex/masturbating in churches – or actually masturbating with religious objects (like crosses). But I’m not sure about the reading the bible part…I’m sure it’s related.

  2. The Guyon 01 Apr 2009 at 9:44 am

    Andrew – Thanks for the info! I’m incredibly fascinated by niche sexual fetishes and I’m desperate to find info about people who are turned on by the bible or fantasize about having sex with Jesus. I know they exist but I am not finding much info yet. I will keep researching it.

  3. The Guyon 01 Apr 2009 at 9:51 am

    Andrew – I think maybe you nailed it. Hierophilia might be as close as you can get to what I’m talking about. This page offers more detail…

    http://www.angelfire.com/vamp2/kinkygoddess/Religion.html

  4. Andrewon 01 Apr 2009 at 7:52 pm

    No problemo. Yeah, it sounds like the bible-Jesus-humpers would be included in Hierophilia. There is a book (which I just so happened to use to look for this term) called “The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices” – that you would probably really dig since you are interested in these kinds of things. It is a really cool book. There are all these illustrations in it and some of them are really hilarious! That’s how I remembered that I had seen something about masturbating with crosses – that’s what the illustration shows.
    Oh, AND, the book is written by “Brenda Love” – how sweet is that??

    http://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Unusual-Practices-Brenda-Love/dp/1569800111/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238633300&sr=8-12

  5. The Girlon 02 Apr 2009 at 12:36 am

    Now The Guy knows what to get me for my birthday. Thanks Andrew! That book sounds awesome!

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