SHE SAYS:
If you don’t know already, anal grosses me out. If you don’t know already, I love cum. If you don’t know already, I think farts are funny. The funniness of farts and the presence of cum still doesn’t make this combo OK. I definitely, definitely don’t think that it is hot. However, the guy in this clip does. He actually says, “That is so hot.” I’d have to argue that statement. What is sexy about this? How is it sexy for her to lick her ass cum up off of the floor? Does anyone think this is sexy?
HE SAYS:
I know there are a ton of people who would find this clip to be hot but I don’t really understand it. I guess a lot of people equate sex with doing something dirty and nasty but it seems childish to me. On the other hand, if people like it and it makes them happy then that’s fine with me. I know The Girl feels the same way. We also agree that farts are a beautiful part of life, perhaps the most beautiful, but this clip just makes a mockery of farts! Actually the worst part of this scene for me is when the second guy fucks her ass that’s filled with the other guy’s jizz. No thanks, I’ll be over in the corner farting if you need me.
SHE SAYS:
It is funny, The Guy and I have discussed what grosses us out about some threesome porn, and I KNOW that he is going to despise this clip. I don’t even think “despise” is a strong enough word…I think he will definitely hate this clip. He will hate it more than I did, but only by a little bit. I hated the clip because I had to look at a pile of people on a couch grunting and moaning, but nothing to me looked sexy. Nothing looked like it felt good. There is, however, one exception. The second guy’s orgasm looked like it felt good. It shot right into her mouth like a squirt gun! But, I don’t know how it felt for him, and I don’t know what an orgasm feels like for a guy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I always assumed that it felt better/stronger if the cum came out fast and strong. I could be way off. I wonder…
HE SAYS:
When it comes to a male orgasm I would have to say yes and no to your cum theory. From what I can tell from years of watching porn, all guys are different when it comes to how they cum. Sure, we all want to be Peter North but Peter was born with a gift, a gift handed to him directly from God. In my own experience shooting a “cum rope” has a lot to do with timing. If you notice, most male porn stars will practically choke their dick to death right before cumming on some sad girl’s face. They are simply letting the cum build up in their boner allowing for more of an explosion. It’s like if you were to plug up a soda bottle with a grape and then shake the bottle. The other way to achieve rope-dom is really just luck. For example, if your hand happens to be stroking away from your body at the exact time you are starting to cum it can cause you to really shoot. Like squeezing toothpaste out of the tube.
In summation, a big ropey cumshot mostly has to do with the individuals physical make up. Some guys are shooters and some guys are dribblers. Some guys produce enough cum to film a coffee mug (Peter North) and some guys produce a normal amount (the rest of us). Beyond that, your best chance at shooting across the room is to hold it for as long as you can and time your stroking.
Oh, the clip… I hated every second of it! sure, the acting was good but I never need to see two dicks that closeup or close to each other. I’m not homophobic in ANY way but guy-guy-girl threesomes do nothing for me. Also, as a white guy I don’t really enjoy porn with black guys because I can’t imagine myself in the scene as easily. No, I’m not racist and yes I’m jealous of black guy’s giant dicks.
SHE SAYS:
WOW! Did you see his shorts? Did you see her hat? Did you see those sunglasses? Did you see the pastel dominated color palette? Did you see that tan? Did you see her hair? Did you see those enormous fake tits? I honestly don’t remember what they did in this clip. I was so distracted by what they were wearing I had trouble concentrating on the sex. Enjoy your trip to 1992 and don’t forget to say, “smooth move, Exlax” sometime today in honor of this clip. Think of me while you say that phrase in honor of me. I ♥ 90s porn!
HE SAYS:
This made me want to listen to Stone Temple Pilots while masturbating to 90210.
SHE SAYS:
This is exactly what porn should not be. This is a prime example of what I HATE watching. I almost feel bad watching it. So, what are the highlights, you ask? Well, there’s a lot of arguing, a lot of gagging with the blowjob, dirty talk, slapping, toes being inserted in anuses, and one of the weirdest facials I have ever seen. Watching this clip makes me not want to watch porn anymore…but I think I will get over it.
HE SAYS:
This couple needs therapy! I really think they might be better off in more supportive relationships. I hate them and I hate this scene. World’s dumbest cumshot. My official review… fart.
HE SAYS:
Yeah, this guy only has one hand but it doesn’t seem to bother his chubby girlfriend. Even though his bad hand looks more like a foot his girlfriend does not hesitate grinding her pussy all over it. One major complaint though, I would expect him to have “fingered” her with the tiny foot-hand rather than his good hand. She looks more than capable of accommodating this request. I also HATE the never-ending filming of the cumsicle hanging on to her cooch at the end. Overall a nice homemade amateur sex tape though.
SHE SAYS:
He does rock it! Great find! There has to be an amputee genre but I am not sure how accessible clips like these are on the general sites. I actually love the clip more because it really looks like they love each other. The foot hand, as The Guy branded it, is extra creepy because it almost has fingers…you can easily imagine the fingers because you can see the bones moving as he is trying to grip her lower back while she is on top. I wonder if any of his friends have found this. There’s no mistaking a big stump! You definitely couldn’t deny that it was you in a clip if you had such a huge physical identifier.
Who DOESN’T like naked girls? Even girls like naked girls. If I was a girl I would spend most of the day standing naked infront of the mirror playing with my boobs. I would stop only to eat and shower. I would obviously have a mirror installed in the shower.
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