Mar 20 2009
I could watch very sexy Kay Parker and this very sexy man have very sex for very sexy hours.
SHE SAYS:
I love this clip because there is a lot of nipple and boob action. I am one of those girls who loves boob-action. My next boyfriend needs to love my boobs almost as much as my personality. Seriously. I have had orgasms just from (my own) nipple play and am determined to marry the first man that can do that for me. That said, these clips are great for many more reasons! I love all of the pubes. I love the awesome dialogue. I love the eyebrows. I love that I was very disappointed that there wasn’t a cumshot in the first clip, which piqued my interest for Kay Parker porn, which led me to a simple search and the discovery of another great Kay Parker/sexy man clip with an awesome cumshot. ♥ enjoy this very sexy sex! ♥
HE SAYS:
I have been meaning to do a Kay Parker retrospective but I guess The Girl beat me too it. I Love Kay Parker! She was the kind of woman I lusted after as a kid. We need to meet and interview Kay Parker. Promise me we can meet her and become best friends and I can have sex with her. PROMISE?
SHE SAYS:
Oh no! Please find your favorites and post them up! I hate when I write about clips that you had a bigger plan for. I would love to hear more about your lust for her and what you liked most about her. I am sure our three readers would, too. I promise the meet, the interview, the best friendship and the sex. I also would like to add that I would also love to film your very sexy Kay Parker sex and write about it on our site. Can you promise me you will let me do that? Can I masturbate while I film you? Is that asking too much?
SHE SAYS:
Oh, and the guy in these clips look a lot like David Garrison, during his Married with Children days…and then according to The Guy, Tony Danza (I think maybe a combo of both):
wait, no cumshot, you say? Well, here you go:
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oh, now you guys have gone and done it. kay parker was in the first porn i ever saw, when i was, like 15 or so. a friend found it in his dad’s closet. we actually had to set up a projector. i’m pretty sure she’s 92% responsible for all my adult perv tendencies. am i actually typing all this out loud?
Awww, really? AND A FUCKING PROJECTOR? That’s dedication!!!
I also want to say that the guy in the clip (does anyone know his real name?) looks like the original “Steve” from Married with Children, David Garrison.
Zissou – Those first porn memories really leave an impression don’t they? I will be writing about a similar situation I had with a found Penthouse magazine and how it has affected my sexuality to this day.
Girl – I think he looks like Tony Danza. I never thought about what a weird name “Danza” is until I just typed it.