“Country MILF downs a long cock to her throat.” (Their title, not mine.)
SHE SAYS:
I honestly just really loved the title. I also loved that this self proclaimed “country MILF” is wearing a tiny crystal cross around her neck. I wonder what Jesus thinks about downing a long cock down your throat, filming it, and uploading the video to PornHub. I am sure that as long as you wear the cross while doing it, he supports it. I wonder if Jesus had a long cock. I wonder if it had amazing girth. I wonder if Jesus’ pubes were curly or straight. What would the Son of God have underneath that god-damn-sexy robe? I wonder if he had chest hair. I wonder what that delicious chest hair tastes like on a Sunday morning while you are skipping church to stay home and fuck the living shit out of someone. These are the things that keep me up at night!
HE SAYS:
THUMBS UP! I don’t mean thumbs up to this clip, I mean did you like that country MILF gives a weird thumbs up when her chubby husband announces that he’s going to cum? It’s such an odd moment. Is she like, “way to go” or was it more like a NASA guy saying, “all systems go, commence with cum sequence two zero niner.”
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