My Best Friend Porn

What’s better than the incredible Jenya D. naked? How about a naked Jenya engaged in a little lesbian sex with the amazing Liza A? YES PLEASE! Thank you Met-Art for making my dreams come true!

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HE SAYS:
The Girl was just wondering about Jesus’ sex life and cock (yes, she’s that awesome) in this MILF clip so I thought of her when I found this. I wasn’t searching out religious porn but just happened upon this German clip of a priest, who looks A LOT like Robert DeNiro, blessing two teen nuns with his holy water. The Girl and I were recently wondering if there are people who are specifically turned on by stories in the bible. There MUST be people who masturbate while reading the bible, I’m sure of it. I wonder if there is a name for that fetish. I’m going to do some research but if anyone knows please educate us. Thanks, now watch this priest fuck some sexy nuns.

SHE SAYS
GREAT FIND! I love that The Guy said “blessing two teen nuns with his holy water.” Genius. I was going to say that it looked like they were receiving cummunion. When you receive communion, you put your hands up in the same way as the nuns did at the end. Which is better – “blessing with holy water” or “receiving cummunion?” You decide!

HE SAYS:
Well obviously “receiving cummunion” is WAY better. God damn it, The Girl always beats me! I mean she literally beats me… with her fists. Help me, The Girl has me chained to a radiator where she forces me to watch porn all day. If she catches me watching something other than hardcore fucking she slaps me in the face with lunch meat. Help me!

Am I dating myself if I throw out the name George Glass? Anyone? The Brady Bunch? Jan’s imaginary boyfriend George Glass? Leave me alone, I’m old! Here’s George’s sexy little sister Joy Glass all naked. Oh and guess what? Joy is also a nurse. HOT NURSE!

Need more Joy Glass and her sexy ass?

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SHE SAYS:
I honestly just really loved the title. I also loved that this self proclaimed “country MILF” is wearing a tiny crystal cross around her neck. I wonder what Jesus thinks about downing a long cock down your throat, filming it, and uploading the video to PornHub. I am sure that as long as you wear the cross while doing it, he supports it. I wonder if Jesus had a long cock. I wonder if it had amazing girth. I wonder if Jesus’ pubes were curly or straight. What would the Son of God have underneath that god-damn-sexy robe? I wonder if he had chest hair. I wonder what that delicious chest hair tastes like on a Sunday morning while you are skipping church to stay home and fuck the living shit out of someone. These are the things that keep me up at night!

HE SAYS:
THUMBS UP! I don’t mean thumbs up to this clip, I mean did you like that country MILF gives a weird thumbs up when her chubby husband announces that he’s going to cum? It’s such an odd moment. Is she like, “way to go” or was it more like a NASA guy saying, “all systems go, commence with cum sequence two zero niner.”

I love the beach and I love naked girls. Olivia is fulfilling my need to see naked girls on a beautiful beach. Thanks Olivia!

More naked Olivia please

HE SAYS:
You probably know by now that I find facials to be boring but the girl in this homemade amateur clip is cute and genuinely does not seem to mind. In fact, she might even kind of like it. Also, the clip was named “My shy girl all for me” which seems kind of sweet. God damn it, I’m falling in love with this cum spewing couple! I have to go, there’s something in my eye.

That’s what she said.

SHE SAYS:
There’s something in MY eye.

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