YAY for BOOBS! YAY for MILK! YAY for LACTATION!
SHE SAYS:
Good Monday morning! What’s in that coffee of yours? Milk? Maybe a little half and half? Hazelnut Creamette? Why not a little boob milk? I say YAY for lactation! OK, for some reason I had a little lactation porn spree today. I am not sure how I feel about it, but I do know that one clip did get me pretty horny and I did get off. She was using a vibrator and a guy was totally loving her nipples. But because my “research” took some time I had a lot of tabs open on my computer, and completely lost the clip that actually DID get me off. Now I am starting to wonder if I will share my boob glory with my man when I am breastfeeding one day. I wonder what it feels like. Anyways, the good news is I have these three clips that will hopefully get you off (or maybe a little thirsty.)
I think that if this was happening at my local Starbucks, the local old couple would not have this lackadaisical reaction!
Eh, this one is decent but to be honest I am scared of the length of those nipples. I think, with age, they will get ultra long and start to droop like flaccid penises. As much as I love flaccid penises I don’t think I would want them on my chest.
Here’s your classic Japanese Schoolgirl lactation clip. Sure, this is what all Japanese girls do when they come home from Catholic school. They all have babies waiting for dinner but since their friends are around they share their milk factories. Who wouldn’t? It is really very generous. That’s what all friends should do.
More Porn to Love
Well shitgawdamn, April sent me a snarky email saying Ms. Olson does not require a personal cinematographer. I suspect she’s a power hungry bull-dyke with facial hair and bad tattoo’s.
Still Girl, I love the idea of you and I working in the porn industry together and ♀ is totally supportive as well (being a sissy, I needed her permission). We just need to get the Guy to sign off on it. If he was a nice Guy and a good friend, I’m sure he’d want you to follow your dreams, right?
Cheers,
sss
SSS,
Snarky isn’t so bad. We can work with that. Your next task is to give me reports on startup costs associated with starting a porn business. I would like overall initial equipment costs in a bar graph, projected labor costs in an area graph, operational (fixed) costs in a bubble graph and recruitment costs in an XY (scatter) graph, where X (recruitment cost) is dependent on if we hire freelancers (Y) or full time staff (Z). All numbers should reflect a full year.
Have that on my desk by Monday.
it works nicely, but the holes unexpectedly make it a bit complicated to clean. But I still enjoy it.