Whipped cream, a huge cucumber, lesbians and gigantic velcro shoes.
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know about you, but the use of Reddi-Whip (or European equivalent) is really making me nauseous in this clip. Now, I love canned cream as much as the next gal, but it is the volume being consumed and at such haste grosses me out. Those gigantic velcro shoes need to come off. That room needs to be changed. That cucumber needs to be used to its full potential or I am going to have to hurt somebody. OK end on a positive…positive note…positive note…um, I really like when my boobs are casually popping out of the bottom of a shirt. I really like that. I really like when a sexy man takes advantage of boobs popping out of the bottom of a shirt. I am going to have to find another clip that depicts this image now. Yes, a penis would have made this clip 567% better.
HE SAYS:
Why is this room so fucking bright? I’m about to have a seizure! It looks like a room from “Saved by the Bell.” As silly as some of this scene is I still achieved boner-dom. These girls are cute!
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He he he.. Czech girls are the best! As for the cucumber – they couldn’t use it to it’s full, because she wanted to make a salad (later on?) and a limp cucumber is no good for that – Czech girls are practical you see.