Porn star Raven fucks while her house is robbed
HE SAYS:
I love it when porn movies have a plot! I love it when they try their best to force drama and production value into movies about fucking. Of course this production value usually comes in the form of a blue light and the drama is made hilarious by bad acting. In this scene super hot porn star Raven fucks her man in a coal mine. Well, I thought it was a coal mine at first but it turns out it’s their patio. Unfortunately Raven’s lover is making so many “oooh” and “ahhhh” sounds that they are unable to hear the cartoony burglars who are breaking into their house. Take a listen to the dialogue at the 12:00 mark because I’m pretty sure it’s Keanu Reeves! I especially love/hate the never-ending cumshot. I don’t mean the actual cumming takes a long time but the post orgasm cock licking goes on so long it becomes comical. The crowing rooster only makes it that much more awesome!
SHE SAYS:
OH MY GOD (or lack thereof.) Well, I took The Guy’s advice on this and watched the burglars, laughed my ass off, and skipped to the end and watched the cock-crowing-cock-cumming-cumshot. Do you think they did that on purpose? Do you think they thought it would be funny to add a cock sound during a cumshot? I would prefer to believe that the producers of this film were not that witty. Now, I like hearing a guy have an orgasm as much as the next female pervert, but this guy was moaning the whole time. Huge turn off. I think that along with their bronzer and chest wax that was undoubtedly stolen by the comical robbing duo, the couple’s dignity was robbed as well. HA!
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