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This is just some simple posing, but this girl’s Milk Factories are HUMONGOUS! I just thought The Guy would like it. Maybe you will like it, too. Enjoy!
HE SAYS:
The Girl knows me so well! Now do you all understand why I love her so much? She gives the gift that keeps on giving, enormous natural boobs! I have seen this model before, I think she’s Polish. I like that she has an “average” girl-next-door quality. Well, if you lived in a neighborhood where all women had huge tits the size of watermelons.
Gwen likes to hike but hates to be weighed down by her stupid clothes. Here’s a little public nudity to get you through the day while you work at your soul-crushing job.
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Seriously, look at these tits! Those are some dangerously pointy boobs Lia has. I wonder if she has ever hurt anyone with those nipples? Don’t fuck with Lia or you will get both eyes poked out at the same time.
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I’ve been on vacation for a week but I’m back and ready to spread the good word about porn! Thank you to The Girl for keeping the site up and running while I was gone. Isn’t she the best? I watched this clip before having dinner and watching Lost on the DVR so now I have forgotten everything I wanted to say about it. From memory, this sort of cute Asian gives a very nice blowjob before hopping on top of a fuzzy mustache for a ride. No cumshot? I’m sorry but I need a cumshot.
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Awwwwww. The Guy is the best! He put up something for everyday before he left, AND fixed our WordPress problem literally right when he came back. How’s that for dedication? This clip is OK. Definitely cute-ish. Now, if there is one thing that I think I may have a fetish for, it is eyebrows. I love eyebrows on men and on women, and despise the looks of the people that lack them. I just don’t find those people attractive. I also don’t like when they are completely drawn-on. This woman has some weird sperm-shaped drawn-on eyebrows that scare me. Guess what I love to see though? I love the view when getting a mustache ride. Especially if the man giving said ride is very sexy man and has nice eyebrows.
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