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Thanks to the good folks at Errotica Archives for asking tight little Ginnie to get naked and roll around on the bathroom floor. Well played Errotica Archives, well played.

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Guard your butts ladies because Lady Sonia whats to spank that ass! Drop your pants, bend over and accept your punsihment.

SHE SAYS:
The Guy can do better though! OK, I only have a few complaints about this clip so I will get them out of the way. First off, I think it can be funnier. Great concept, but I think that they could have done better. Secondly, there is a certain tone and inflection used in the announcer’s voices in those educational films. This guy just doesn’t cut it. I also dislike the use of those “old timey film lines” I think it is RARE to see them in original film, and they are totally overused when doing parodies. The instant I see it in a clip I think it is fake. NOW, let me point out the obvious now. I AM TALKING ABOUT A PORN PARODY. I shouldn’t care so much! I do love a lot of things about this clip though. First off, the greenish muted hue is fucking great. I love it. Secondly, I love this girl and she will probably be my first female lover. She is so funny! I love that she is using her naked body for humor. I don’t want to spoil it, so I won’t say what it is for, but I LOVE the use of the crazy straw!!!

HE SAYS:
The Girl is right about this clip not being a perfect parody of an old educational film but HOLY SHIT it has some really funny moments! I was laughing out loud (LOL-ing) at several points but I don’t want to give any jokes away. AND the girl in this movie is so fucking cute. There is nothing sexier than a attractive girl who is funny and secure with her sexuality. This girl is a ton of fun! I also like that she’s wearing a Babeland T-shirt.

I wonder if this woman was involved in porn! I also wonder what the chances are that this woman is the grandmother of the girl in the other clip…HM!

SHE SAYS:
What is up with fake boobs? When she is laying back and it looks all wrinkly. What is up with that? They sorta look like they are brother and sister, too. Double gross.

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HE SAYS:
Oh porn, why do you try to be artsy fartsy? I’m pretty confused by this scenario. It has something to do with the internet. The internet and rooftops. Is this a scene from the second Matrix movie? I never saw it but I heard there was some hardcore interracial fucking in it. FYI, I hate this guy’s pussy eating technique! He looks like that one guy in Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video who makes his head vibrate violently during the knife fight. Does anyone have a clue what the fuck I’m talking about?

WHAT? NO CUMSHOT, AGAIN? Damn it!

SHE SAYS:
CHECKBOOK FONT! CHECKBOOK FONT! Is that supposed to be futuristic? I don’t get it. I love the font, but they were using it in the “this looks cool and like it’s from the future” sort of way instead of “remember this font? Remember how it used to be the most futuristic font available? It is awesome and funny” sort of way. The Guy should know what I am talking about. HOLY SHIT! What are they wearing? Yes, that does look like the guy from the Beat It video! Of course I know what you are talking about! Here you go:

HE SAYS:
Sunglasses? Check. Beach towel? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Glass dildo? Check. Wait, what?

Isabela wants you to see some of her nifty nipple tricks. She has ample big boobs and nipples to do such tricks.

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