I critique this 50s-style educational film porn parody too much.
SHE SAYS:
The Guy can do better though! OK, I only have a few complaints about this clip so I will get them out of the way. First off, I think it can be funnier. Great concept, but I think that they could have done better. Secondly, there is a certain tone and inflection used in the announcer’s voices in those educational films. This guy just doesn’t cut it. I also dislike the use of those “old timey film lines” I think it is RARE to see them in original film, and they are totally overused when doing parodies. The instant I see it in a clip I think it is fake. NOW, let me point out the obvious now. I AM TALKING ABOUT A PORN PARODY. I shouldn’t care so much! I do love a lot of things about this clip though. First off, the greenish muted hue is fucking great. I love it. Secondly, I love this girl and she will probably be my first female lover. She is so funny! I love that she is using her naked body for humor. I don’t want to spoil it, so I won’t say what it is for, but I LOVE the use of the crazy straw!!!
HE SAYS:
The Girl is right about this clip not being a perfect parody of an old educational film but HOLY SHIT it has some really funny moments! I was laughing out loud (LOL-ing) at several points but I don’t want to give any jokes away. AND the girl in this movie is so fucking cute. There is nothing sexier than a attractive girl who is funny and secure with her sexuality. This girl is a ton of fun! I also like that she’s wearing a Babeland T-shirt.
I wonder if this woman was involved in porn! I also wonder what the chances are that this woman is the grandmother of the girl in the other clip…HM!
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OMG, I hadn’t thought of Mousetrap for years…maybe decades. Now I’ll be thinking about it all day. If we still had little kids, that’s what we’d be playing today.
YES! The Mouse Trap scene was my second favorite. I just loved that freaking silly straw scene too much!
One day I will have kids, and one day we will play Mouse Trap, and I will think of this scene.
And then when they are older (way older), I will show them this very post. That’s the day the will learn that their mother is a perv.
Future children: isn’t your mother awesome? I love you!
Oh man, your future kids will be so lucky to have such an awesome mom. I am so jealous.
I bet you’ll drink Kool-Aid through silly straws while playing Mousetrap. That’ll be sweet!!
Ok, I am officially in lust with the girl in the spoof vid. I want to see more of her.
P.S. That mayo packet scene cracked me up!
Andrew – Yes, totally. I am in love with that girl! I agree, the scene where she is trying to get used to flying cum was hilarious!
LISTEN!
We can all share her. I had dibs first. I found the clip and I said she’d be my first female lover. But, because I love all of you, I will arrange a gang bang. I will also arrange the food. For some reason I think we need to have food included in this as well. How does Salsa con Queso sound? I’ve never eaten a pussy, but I am going to assume if you dip it in some sort of cheese it would be doable.
I will be drinking my husband’s cum through a crazy straw…but it will be our fun little secret.