Feb 27 2009
Girl goes wild and discusses her nipples with a huge douchebag
HE SAYS:
I guess this is a clip from Girls Gone Wild. I’m going to go on the record and say I fucking HATE Girls Gone Wild. Every GGW clip is the same… some cute but slightly trashy, insecure girl gets hounded by some douchewad camera man to do this or do that and it’s a chore to watch. I actually kind of like the girl in this clip but the creepy begging from this dick hole cameraman ruins everything. Did I hear this correctly, did she say one of her nipples is not “respecting” her? If so, I love her. This still gave me a boner, I hate myself.
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Those have to be fake, right? They are too beautiful and perfect to be natural.
I prefer to say they look too much like two tupperware bowls under a piece of thin pizza dough to be breasts. I just don’t understand how this look is preferred over natural breasts. I don’t know how this look is considered to be “TOO beautiful and perfect.” I don’t think that her shape is ideal. There is something about the upper part of the breast that just looks gross to me. I think that if they made implants where they would curve so that the bottom of the breast was the heaviest part and that the curve would gradually taper into that, then I would like them…because THEN they would look like perfect nice natural breasts. I think similarly about teeth – those gigantic fake square blue-teeth look crazy scary. I think that fake, perfectly even tans are gross, I think that dildos (sorry!) are for the most part, gross. I just prefer the real thing in all of these cases. Maybe something is wrong with me.
Uh oh, we have riled The Girl!
These are fake for sure. Although I always prefer real breasts I would say these aren’t too bad. Maybe the rest of her body is helping distract me. The Girl is absolutely right about fake boobs not having the gentle sweep and curve that makes real boobs so beautiful. A real breast is such a pleasing shape. I’m not only talking about big boobs either, I can appreciate all sizes.
I maybe shouldn’t have used the word “beautiful” in my post. I was really trying to speak of the “plastic” look of these boobs. Maybe I’m weird, but I think that just because something is beautifully constructed doesn’t mean that it is my favorite thing, or even that it is the best thing there is. Tolstoy writes about this kind of thing when it comes to art. An artist that is all caught-up in the infinitesimal details of the picture and has no sincerity is not an artist (or is a “counterfeit” artist). I think Jaguar cars are really sexy looking, but I also know that they are really heavy and that they fall apart faster than a Chinese motorcycle.
Perhaps I should have simply said “Holy shit, these things are too round, the nipples are too properly placed, and they defy gravity!” Believe me, I am the least plastic guy ever. Sorry, Girl.
At least we can all agree that boobs rule!
Yes!! Yay for boobs!