Feb 15 2009
Big 80′s hair and endless facials
HE SAYS:
Have you ever wanted to watch 40 solid minutes of girls with big 80′s hair get their faces covered in cum by guys with bushy pubes while cheesy synth music plays? Great, then you are in luck thanks to this retro cumshot compilation. I suggest getting a beer, possibly some nacho cheese, turning off your cell phone and sitting back with your pants around your ankles for the next 40 cummy minutes.
SHE SAYS:
I can’t tell you that I watched the entire clip, but I definitely saw enough to say that this should should be called a “cumpilation.” What I notice the most throughout the video is the way most of the girls flinch during the cumshot. They are startled! I wonder if they are getting the same reaction when seeing themselves in a cumpilation video now. Can you imagine? What if you got into porn for just one video in the 80s, then lived a “normal” life from there on out. Then, 20 years later, you are part of a video and an evolved industry that is making your cummy face so widely accessible. I love technology!
More Porn to Love
the girl at 33:26 – is that a mythological sea creature on her head?
Accessorizing with mythological sea creatures was very popular between ’88-’91. Don’t you remember?