Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon get me off in 4 minutes and 33 seconds.
SHE SAYS:
I totally just watched this clip and was so impressed at myself. I was so turned on! I mean, this is Ron Jeremy and there are pubes everywhere and this was probably made when I was coming out of my mother’s vagina but I don’t care. I like this kind of porn. This simply affirms that I hate most of today’s porn and absolutely love this kind of porn. I love that it ends with him jizzing ON HER CHEST and this little exchange:
Ron Jeremy: “What was it you were selling?”
Christy Canyon: “Pretty You Cosmetics.”
Ron Jeremy: “I will buy a couple.”
I ♥ pubey porn!
HE SAYS:
DAMN YOU GIRL! I had a whole post planned about Ron Jeremy and his love for this blue jogging suit. Unfortunately you have good taste in porn and ruined everything. I was also planning a post all about my love of Christy Canyon but everything is ruined. EVERYTHING! To top it off, stupid fucking PornHub updated their site and DELETED all of my favorites. I had pages and pages of saved clips to write about. This is the worst day in the history of porn!
Hey look Ron Jeremy loves this jogging suit (who cares)
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