Pretty ebony girl trys to pass a Zima off as a beer!
HE SAYS:
Yes, you are right, I did have a hard day at work and I would like a beer but don’t hand me a Zima and tell me it’s beer. I have enough to put up with at the office, I don’t need to come home to this shit! I work my ass off while you lounge around all day in you Dior necklace reading magazines and drinking Zima. Here’s an idea, the next time you have a drink waiting for me why not keep it cold in the fridge! Thanks for the warm Zima honey! And why the fuck are you spitting on me? Who wants to be spit on? I’m sorry, I don’t think this is going to work out. (thanks for letting me cum in your mouth though)
SHE SAYS:
I am sorry, but she did not have an orgasm. That brief second when she thought about how to make her orgasm more convincing and decided to roll her eyes back “in ecstasy” was laughable. As a matter of fact, I did laugh! What ever happened to Zima? I remember putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima for extra flavor. I was totally 12 when I was doing this. That doesn’t matter, does it?
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I’m sorry but I like being spit on.
I tried a Zima once – it kinda tatsed like a dirty sock. Not that I know what a dirty sock tastes like…but I can imagine.
I’m guessing a Zima might taste more like sweat dripping from a sock.
Tripps, I think you should continue to enjoy being spit on. And Andrew, you should sweat into a partially full Zima, mix it around a bit, take a swig, and spit it on Tripps.
I think that The Guy should film this.
And I think I should masturbate in a corner.
Are all of you free on Thursday?
I’ll bring the Zima!
How’d you get the Zima, Andrew? I will assume that you have a time machine capable of going back to 1993. Well, that’s a good thing to know for someone that will most definitely be involved in future film projects.
I will keep you and your crazy awesome technology in mind.