SHE SAYS:
Could a guy be any more disgusting? Really? I really can’t get over how grossed out I am by this man’s appearance and performance. I really feel bad for poor Yuria Sendo. I want to give her a big hug. I want to hug her and kiss her and tell her that Turtle Man never will touch her again. Then I want to give her an orgasm. She deserves one. THIS GUY IS SO GROSS! What is with his slurping and his breathing and his ass hair and his gigantic tongue? Side note: I wore this exact outfit in high school, minus the tie. Really.
If Jenya D’s amazing natural body does not give you a boner you need to smack your boner in the face. In fact, your boner should be getting a boner after looking though these sexy naked Jenya D photos. Jenya should make boners pop out from all over your body. You should look like a boner Christmas tree after looking at this new Jenya D gallery!
HE SAYS:
God bless the internet. Well on second thought, maybe it’s time to shut it down. The web had a good run and was pretty popular with at least thousands of people but I think it’s time to move on to the next fad. I mean what are we doing with all this technology? Nerds spend a lifetime inventing something kickass just so the rest of us can send each other videos of people getting hit in the balls. Now that I think about it please don’t take my precious internet away!
Free time + Photoshop + the internet = Homer Simpson pussy
HE SAYS:
This girl is CUTE! This girl is sexy and she deserves a bigger dick. I’m not saying all dicks need to be 11 inches and I’m not saying all girls need a huge cock but I think this girl does. She deserves at least 6 inches. She gives an outstanding blowjob but that dick is less than a handful and I just feel like what’s the point. My favorite thing about her… her chipped tooth. I’m not kidding, it totally works on her. She’s like a slightly nastier Jessica Alba and I love her. SHE SAYS:
I think she is cute too. I agree that her chipped tooth makes her special. I am getting really bored with average looking people. Not average in terms of inborn traits, but average in terms of style and personality. I am basically talking about stereotypical “attractive” glosses like blue-white teeth, tan skin, hairless crotches and fake boobs. All gross. Anyways, I miss giving car BJs! I need to start dating someone with a car, a bigger dick than the man in this clip and I need winter to get the fuck out of my face A.S.A.P.
SHE SAYS:
I know this isn’t a complete “lesson” (the clip ends too soon to see the whole thing), and I know that it’s not perfect in terms of concept, acting or editing, but I don’t care. I still like it. HEY – What do you expect from amateur parody porn, anyways? I watched two clips on nipple licking right before I decided to write about this clip. I am in a nipple fondling mood. In case you were wondering, I had two orgasms. I love to have my nipples licked!
Veronica Zemanova’s bikini obviously slipped off because she is covered in so much oil. I took these photos by my pool the other day. I was trying to read TV Guide while sipping a piña colada (like I do every Saturday) when Veronica showed up uninvited. That happens all the time when you have a sweet ass pool like mine. It was an OK day until she tracked baby oil all over my new hardwood floors. WOMEN!
Aria Giovanni and Sydney Moon strip naked and fondle their natural D cups for Digital Desire and your boner. You should send a thank you card to Aria, Sydney, me and Digital Desire for being so good to you. We are all working hard to keep you horny and give you quality boners!
Alison is just trotting around in some socks in this clip…but I can’t take my eyes off of her! I think I am in love with her body and her sense of humor. Alison Angel, will you go on a date with me? I love you! Lesbian, Schmesbian. Let’s just touch each other! I ♥ Alison Angel!
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