One gallon of cum, cumming up!
SHE SAYS:
I know this is fake but it is still entertaining to watch. I love that the guy doing the voice over says, “Oh, help me Lord Jesus!” I wonder what they make the fake cum out of…do you think it is a confectioner’s sugar concoction? Possibly evaporated milk, slightly watered down…or maybe it is sweetened condensed milk! God, I love sweetened condensed milk – almost as much as I like the taste of cum. Maybe it is an actual gallon of real cum. Or a mixture of sweetened condensed milk AND cum! I ♥ cum!
HE SAYS:
The first time I saw one of these fake giant cumshots was when I was just learning to be a pervert. I was probably around 15 years old and I got my hands on a porn compilation (on VHS – shut up!) and there was one of these endless facials on it. Of course as a teen, it took me about 10 views (yeah, I watched that tape a lot) before I realized it was fake. It was the first time I felt betrayed by my new friend porn.
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