My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
Yes, this girl is incredibly cute and has an amazing tight body BUT the view from this room is giving me an equally big boner! I’m guessing this is a hotel in Hawaii. I want to go to Hawaii with this girl and watch her masturbate. I want to help her organize her lube and dildos. How do I get that job?

HE SAYS:
I know this is my second milk bath post in 2 days but if you have a problem with watching naturally busty girls bathing in milk I suggest you take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you are so dumb. I’m always amazed when a girl can manage to have huge natural tits but also a skinny waist. I think there is no better proof that God exists than this video.
SHE SAYS:
I think she looks a little like Lindsay Lohan. Milk looks hot because you can see it as it moves over the curves of the body. I think it would look more awesome if it were dyed a color though. Purple would be nice. Pink would look like Pepto Bismol. But, what’s wrong with that? Yes, I would be much more likely to click on a clip that was titled “Girl Bathes in Pepto Bismol.” Now I can’t get this out of my mind. Who wants to take a Pepto Bismol bath with me? And more importantly, who wants to film it?

HE SAYS:
Yes, you are right, I did have a hard day at work and I would like a beer but don’t hand me a Zima and tell me it’s beer. I have enough to put up with at the office, I don’t need to come home to this shit! I work my ass off while you lounge around all day in you Dior necklace reading magazines and drinking Zima. Here’s an idea, the next time you have a drink waiting for me why not keep it cold in the fridge! Thanks for the warm Zima honey! And why the fuck are you spitting on me? Who wants to be spit on? I’m sorry, I don’t think this is going to work out. (thanks for letting me cum in your mouth though)
SHE SAYS:
I am sorry, but she did not have an orgasm. That brief second when she thought about how to make her orgasm more convincing and decided to roll her eyes back “in ecstasy” was laughable. As a matter of fact, I did laugh! What ever happened to Zima? I remember putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima for extra flavor. I was totally 12 when I was doing this. That doesn’t matter, does it?

Some nipples just cry out to be sucked. Eleonora has those nipples. Sweet lord this girl cute! Thank you for being naked Eleonora and thank you FEMJOY for capturing the magic!

 

FEMJOY is hittin’ it out of the fuckin’ park lately!

Is this wrong? It feels wrong. It’s wrong, right? If it’s wrong then why are you looking at it? What’s wrong with us? Fuck it, here’s Miley Cyrus and her side boob!

More of Miley’s side boobage here (I think maybe it’s wrong)

FEMJOY never lets you down, NEVER! Here are 3 more sexy naked girls from FEMJOY who want to give you a boner so stiff it hurts!

Susann is naked in the bath. Susann has huge natural tits and an amazing body. BUT WAIT, there’s more, it’s a milk bath!

Ramona is cute, blonde, petite and totally fucking naked! Ramona is the kind of girl you want to go surfing with and then have sweaty sex on the beach with. I don’t surf so I would have to watch her surf. I’m assuming she surfs. Let’s skip the surfing and go straight to the beach sex!

Chesney has an incredible all natural naked body. She has that girl-next-door-with-big-boobs look that I love so much. I don’t approve of the dirty mirror in these photos but I can look past it. Sigh, naked girls are the best!

I ♥ FEMJOY!

Oh Shay, sweet sweet Shay Laren and your big natural tits. Thank you for always being naked. I honestly really appreciate it. I think you are making this world a better place, one big boob at a time. And let’s no forget to thank Twistys for keeping Shay naked.

 

SHE SAYS:
I love this because I love boners. I wish it was socially acceptable for guys to walk around with boners. I wish it was socially acceptable for girls to fondle said public boners. Yeah, I said that. Yeah, I am a pervert.