This woman makes me never want to ever watch porn again.
SHE SAYS:
Did this woman dip herself in acid and then run through a makeup factory? There is nothing about this look I understand. I have seen this woman a lot, but don’t know her name. I think The Guy sent me a clip a while back with her in it and he knew who she was…unless it was the other way around and I sent him the clip but he still knew her name. The bottom line is, I know The Guy will know exactly what her name is (because he is awesome like that.)
HE SAYS:
I have no idea who this living Real Doll is. Actually, that’s an insult to Real Dolls. Did I really send you a clip starring this nightmare? I have seen her before but don’t know her name. I’m pretty sure I could have sex with a Real Doll but I’m not so sure I could fuck this woman. She’s a woman, right? I am going to sit and cry in the shower now.
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