My Best Friend Porn

Aria Giovanni and her amazing natural curves. You can thank me later.

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SHE SAYS:
Let’s not talk about the obvious. I am most upset and most confused on this brand of cola they are shoving up this nice girl’s ass. I mean, what the flying fuck is Coca Cola Light? Why have I never had the opportunity to try a Coca Cola Light? Does it have less sugar, or is it made with Aspartame? Is it made with chlorine-treated Splenda? Maybe Sweet ‘n Low? I need to know. Where’s the Diet Coke? Better yet, why can’t they use mother fucking Coca Cola CLASSIC? What did that lovely, virgin ass do to deserve this knock-off brand business? OK. I am done with my rant. Warning: don’t watch if you don’t want to feel a bit queasy. Gosh, those pussy piercings make a very pretty meat curtain tent though, eh?

The fine art of nude amateur self portraits shot in a mirror.

HE SAYS:
OK, you might have to turn the sound down or even off while watching this, otherwise there is a good chance your neighbors will think you are in committing a murder. Yes, she’s a screamer! I am talking SCREAMING! She’s such a hot girl-next-door type that I can overlook it though. I’m guessing she was genuinely enjoying participating in this scene with the except of the ubiquitous jerk-off-in-the-mouth ending. She’s right too, IT’S BORING! Can the porn industry give me a few cumshots on the back, belly, tits, floor, into a potted plant, anything other than the endless parade of guys jerking off on faces? It’s getting very old. it ruined this girl’s fun and it ruined mine too.

Do you like red hair? Do you like long legs? Do you like tiny waists? Do you like big natural breasts? Do you like to eat breakfast pastries in the nude? Then you will like Ariel and all her long legged nakedness!

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SHE SAYS:
This girl does. Personally, I like to masturbate while sitting on the couch with some nice porn in plain view. I don’t get it. Guess what? I am not going to try.

HE SAYS:
When I saw this post by The Girl I was reminded of the clip below. It’s hard to forget a Japanese girl giving a blowjob to an invisible snow person.

HE SAYS:
Oh Loni, how I love you so. Normally you find Loni swearing up a storm while getting fucked in various positions. I’m not normally into excessive porn profanity but for some reason I get a kick out of Loni’s filthy mouth. Sadly, she’s usually fucking a man I like to call “T-shirt Guy” who I find to be kind of creepy. Take the shirt off already, we can see that you’re fat even with it on! Anyway, Loni is one of my favorites even though she scares me a little.

In this scene Loni and Fellow Asian porn star Teanna Kai do a lot of fingering before finally slamming (?) their pussies together. It is at this point that Loni delivers the line “Make that shit cum girl.” Will you marry me?

Here we find best friends Loni and Teanna together again. This time they fuck each other HARD with a strap-on while dropping the F-bomb approximately 3,000 times.

…and finally, Loni blows T-shirt Guy.

Exotic natural Aisha Jamal removes her bikini and gives you a boner (or boner equivalent if you are a girl)

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