Happy Monday! Let’s start the morning off right, with a Coca Cola… Light?
SHE SAYS:
Let’s not talk about the obvious. I am most upset and most confused on this brand of cola they are shoving up this nice girl’s ass. I mean, what the flying fuck is Coca Cola Light? Why have I never had the opportunity to try a Coca Cola Light? Does it have less sugar, or is it made with Aspartame? Is it made with chlorine-treated Splenda? Maybe Sweet ‘n Low? I need to know. Where’s the Diet Coke? Better yet, why can’t they use mother fucking Coca Cola CLASSIC? What did that lovely, virgin ass do to deserve this knock-off brand business? OK. I am done with my rant. Warning: don’t watch if you don’t want to feel a bit queasy. Gosh, those pussy piercings make a very pretty meat curtain tent though, eh?
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