My Best Friend Porn

Who the hell is Nao Nagasawa? Eh, who cares?

Spank Bank – Nao Nagasawa

HE SAYS:
I love that this is a simple clip without anyone yelling “suck my big cock” or “ooooh shit shit shit fuck shit fuck” and Elle Idol is very cute. She’s too cute for porn which is always appealing to me. What I don’t understand is why the guy would want to jerk himself off at the end. I guess that’s just the way it goes these days but I would much rather have my partner make me cum. Still a hot clip though.

Tania has an intense look in her eyes. I think she is trying to eye fuck me. Thanks for being sexy and naked Tania, you can eye fuck me anytime!

 

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SHE SAYS:
Did this woman dip herself in acid and then run through a makeup factory? There is nothing about this look I understand. I have seen this woman a lot, but don’t know her name. I think The Guy sent me a clip a while back with her in it and he knew who she was…unless it was the other way around and I sent him the clip but he still knew her name. The bottom line is, I know The Guy will know exactly what her name is (because he is awesome like that.)

HE SAYS:
I have no idea who this living Real Doll is. Actually, that’s an insult to Real Dolls. Did I really send you a clip starring this nightmare? I have seen her before but don’t know her name. I’m pretty sure I could have sex with a Real Doll but I’m not so sure I could fuck this woman. She’s a woman, right? I am going to sit and cry in the shower now.

I love beautiful, natural, naked curves. Here’s a little treat for those of you who appreciate a natural nude body.

Ashley – Big Natural Breasts

Edda – Leggy Blonde with Perfect Boobs

Laura – Naturally Beautiful (oh yeah, with big tits)

HE SAYS:
I am ashamed by how long I watched this endless loop. If my mother only knew what kind of person I have become. I’m sorry mom!


SHE SAYS:
I watched it for two whole minutes minutes even after you said that it had an endless loop! Sometimes I am surprised by my idiocy. I have to say, those are some multitaskers!

See how long you can watch without getting bored!

SHE SAYS:
This one almost is not worth watching because it is so short, but I had to throw one up there that actually had a guy with a nice body. Now, I have to say that his body, in my opinion, is no where near ideal, yet by society’s standards I think that he falls in the “hot” category. To me, it looks like he cares too much, but I guess I could be wrong. I would also like to point out that this woman’s nipples look like pepperoni. Actually, they look more like perfect nipples. Don’t they look fake? Anyways, here it is: “Hot” guy does ghetto milf with perfect pepperoni nipples.

HE SAYS:
She seems like a great mother. I don’t approve of the smoking or the use of the F-word, but other than that she seems like a really nice mom. All she wants to do is make sure this guy’s dick is big enough for her daughter. Awwwwwww.

HE SAYS:
“Well… that’s going to cost a little extra.” This massage girl likes to release stress but you need to know upfront that it’s going to cost a little extra. She also could not be more bored with this whole process which leads me to believe she really does do this for a living. This is just another day at the office giving handjobs. This sort of feels like a training video they might show new massage girls on their first day.
SHE SAYS:
Why did I get so turned on by this? Why did I masturbate to this? Am I in the wrong profession? Should I be jerking guys off for a living? How much do they get paid? Could I wear a Lucha Libre mask to protect my identity? Could I just jump right on if I felt like I wanted to? Where do you go for training? Is this video enough training? How do I get my boob to flex like that when I jerk someone off? I need to work out my pectorals. I just literally tried to mime a hand job and my boob muscles definitely do not move with such fervor. I have two things to do this weekend: 1.) Find a massage parlor that will let me wear a Mexican wrestling mask while I am working and 2.) Work out my pecs. Wish me luck!