My Best Friend Porn

SHE SAYS:
I got incredibly jealous (and horny) from The Guy’s handjob post that decided I needed a comparable one. Guys, let’s not forget about fingering either! It can be absolutely, positively, mind-blowingly amazing. If you take the time and really pay attention to all of the sensitive areas, it can create the best orgasms. I agree, that like handjobs for men, fingering is how most women please themselves so they must really enjoy it.

Having someone else take the reins is even better, especially there is special attention payed to the breasts. Having your hands down below leaves your mouth available for deep, passionate kissing, or licking the ear or neck, or – better yet – being able to give a handjob to your guy during your fingering session. I think that one of the best parts about fingering is that so much can really be attended to, and there is room for so much variation.

It is really sad though…I think there are SO much less fingering videos than there are hand job videos! Also sadly, most of the fingering clips are either masturbation or lesbian. There’s nothing wrong with either genre, but why can’t a guy simply want to touch a woman and film it? Why? Answer me! I just really love watching a guy enjoy that region. I really, really do.

HE SAYS:
Porn really has let you down when it comes to this activity. Porn producers don’t seem very interested in showing the woman having a good time. Sure, they like to have a woman pretend to love it when 10 guys cum on her face but a women lying back and genuinely being pleased is rarely shown. The exception with fingering being if a woman can squirt, then they love to show it. Come on porn, we are getting bored with all the facials, give your audience more credit and show us some of the simple things.

Fingering can be amazing and I bet more people do it in their private lives than porn would imply. I always find it very exciting to feel how wet my partner is getting. Like The Girl said, it frees up your mouth for some good quality nipple sucking or ear licking while your hand goes exploring. Yes, all hail fingering!

Without further ado, here’s my (The Girl) little fingering list:

Simple and good.

This one is short, but it illustrates a great point. Spreading the wetness is always nice before you head a little higher…

And this one is nice because she dives in for a bit. Yum.

mmmmmm…I guess girls really know what they like. The “come hither” motion on the index finder creating perfect g-spot pressure is nice here. Also, what always makes good fingering great is a little nipple attention.

So, it’s your job to go make some more decent fingering videos. Go! Now! And send them to me when you are done. Thanks for the orgasms in advance!

HE SAYS:
I’m not sure why but I just have handjobs on the brain today. It seems that many women underestimate the power of the handjob. I think porn is a little to blame for this. You just don’t see many handjobs in porn except for amateur porn. A good handjob offers a completely unique kind of stimulation that really can not be duplicated by any other body part or activity. Two hands and a nice amount of slippery lube or lotion can offer some amazing sensations. Ladies, please don’t forget about the good old handjob! We obviously like them since we give them to ourselves all the time.
SHE SAYS:
All hail the King for putting this amazing post up! Beautiful, beautiful work here. I am actually jealous of both the post itself and the content of the post. It actually makes me want to give a handjob. I have to say, great use of repetition as a persuasion technique!

See how easy it is, you don’t even have to get naked.

If you are going to keep your shirt on, a little cleavage is nice.

Of course when you are naked it’s even better. It sounds like they might be on an old pirate ship. What is that sound? Is it a purring lion?

He cums into her mouth and she lets it slide back down his cock. This is a very good move. A+

A little variety, like doing it standing up, can go a long way. I’ll tell you what else goes a long way, this guy’s cum. Time to rent a carpet cleaner. Cumming on the stockings is a nice touch though. Way to go British guy and girl!

Finally, let’s end with a simple, classic handjob.

I’ve driven on this bridge but sadly I did not see any naked girls. Story of my life.

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SHE SAYS:
OK, I love strong, independent, don’t-give-a-shit women. This head-to-toe tattooed 70-year-old is such an inspiration to me. It doesn’t necessarily mean that I want to spend 500 hours under the needle or start sporting a garden of pink ejaculating penises on my head, but I just love knowing that Isobel Varley exists. I love knowing that there is a person out there at has surpassed all expectation for someone in her age group and her gender. She also pokes fun at herself, which is something I’d like to do for the rest of my life. And, even at 70, she still loves porn and also enjoys a nice, classic fuck. Hmm, maybe we aren’t so different after all. I love you, Isobel Varley, and I wish you were my grandmother.

Tattooed 70-year old Isobel Varley Gallery and Interview from Bizzare Magazine

SHE SAYS:
I can really go either way with this clip. The beginning is just confusing. “Suck my dick, give ‘em a hand!” Was that a magic trick? If someone can clear that up for me that’d be great. Anyways, It has that early 90′s vibe with the great soft porn music playing throughout the entire time, which is nice. The British Knights High Tops and thick scrunch socks, worn by Mr. Peter North are a serious plus. The blow job is kind of rough though, and JR’s reaction to the initial insertion is WAY to exaggerated. I want to believe the girl in porn. I really, really want to be able to sort of feel what she is feeling. I just don’t believe her. Although I tried to get off during this clip I just couldn’t make it without laughing. What really wasn’t helping were the variety of positions on the stairs – they were actually getting me a bit nervous. So, all in all, the clip is OK. It’s kind of comical, and definitely worth watching for the cum shot at the end. I like when the cum shot is somewhere other than the girl’s face. But do I even need to tell you to watch the cum shot if I already said the name “Peter North?” Cum shot.

Sort-of enjoy!

HE SAYS:
I actually bought one of these Butt-A-Lizers in the 80′s and I found that it just made me feel uncomfortable and ashamed. To be fair, the “custom fitted butt squeezers” did eventually mold my butt into a thing of beauty. “Alright! Suck my dick!” God bless porn, each and every one of us.

HE SAYS:
I am begging the porn industry to PLEASE use more “boing” sound effects! In this heartwarming clip the boyfriend simply can not find a suitable way to get his girlfriend to stop talking. WOMEN! He does manage to figure out a way though. I stopped watching once I realized there were no more sound effects.
SHE SAYS:
And I am begging the porn industry to please STOP using “boing” sound effects! Just thought we should disagree on something. ;) I kept on watching past the boings, whizzes and bings, and actually thought it got pretty hot. You should really try watching it past the sound effects. I really like it when he does her from behind at the end. And he cums in her mouth, and not all over her face. Ahhh, I ♥ porn.

SHE SAYS:

Lets talk about what I like about this clip first, OK? I love the fact that he goes down on her in the beginning. I love wearing socks during sex, so I like that she is wearing them so I can imagine that I am her. But, wait! The parts that I love about this clip doesn’t come close to making the clip OK. Why would you ask someone to bark like a dog? Why would that be sexy? Are dogs sexy? Am I missing something here? Why, as a woman, would you do what the stupid guy says? Why, when asked to bark like a dog would you first pant, then bark, adding extra emphasis and embracing the dog character?

This clip should have ended with her pooping on the bed and the guy cleaning it up with a plastic bag. I wish I could do that to this clip.

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