HE SAYS:
This clip is almost awesome but once again the guy ruins everything. Listen up guys who plan on shooting a little POV porn, please keep in mind that your mouth is only an inch away from the microphone. This guy sounds like he’s passing a fucking kidney stone and it’s annoying. Plus, personally I don’t want to hear you at all because I want to pretend I am you getting that awesome blowjob. I need to be able to imagine my own beautiful moans not that weird shit you are doing.
Now on to the positives. This girl is cute, very cute and she gives a nice blowjob. She’s enjoying herself and not acting like it’s a chore that she needs to get out of the way in order to get the day started. She obviously likes to have a cock in her mouth. I love the way she is lovingly kissing his cum-covered cock at the end rather than running to the bathroom to throw up.
Turn the sound off for this one. Well, turn the sound back on at 12:51 so you can hear her say “It’s yummy!” Cute.
SHE SAYS:
The title of this clip is, “Vaginas and female breasts are great.” Yeah, you are right. The guys in this clip are seriously some of the most malformed individuals I have seen in quite some time. I mean, I would have to be crazy to expect guys to be perfect in porn, but something about these sweaty, overly vocal, style-challenged examples of the male species gross me out! The feathered hair styles, the towel head (literally), the gold chains, the lame tattoos, the sunglasses, the perms, the pony tails, the ABUNDANCE of hair and sweat…wow. I love porn – OTHER examples of porn. This one definitely goes in my “I hate porn” pile. Sheesh.
HE SAYS:
No way! I love porn from the 80′s! This was the decade when I first saw hardcore porn so I have a soft (and hard) spot for it. I like that most of the girls didn’t have the big fake tits yet and people were still sporting some serious pubes. You are right about the sweating though. People were always sweating their asses off in 80′s porn. OH, and how can you not love Ron Jeremy in a big curly wig? HOW?!?
SHE SAYS:
Mr. Show is awesome. This clip is even more awesome because it involves porn, our best friend. What makes it even more awesome is this quote: “Why, in your darkest hour, who is it that holds your hand? Pornography.” Ain’t that the truth?! I have to tell you, pornography not only holds my hand, but it puts said hand in exactly the right place and makes me feel just like a best friend should! I ♥ Mr. Show! I ♥ porn! I ♥ you!!!
HE SAYS:
High five to The Girl for digging this classic up! I have not seen this clip in many years but it was always one of my favorite Mr. Show sketches. This is Bob Odenkirk at his best! “Don’t blame the dildos!” I ♥ The Girl for posting this!
HE SAYS:
I mentioned this clip a couple weeks ago and said I thought it could really be improved with the addition of “Carmina Burana – O Fortuna” as the soundtrack. Well, someone needs to alert the Academy Awards immediately because I have created the greatest piece of art known to man. I am truly a genius! Hopefully amateurcumshots.org will understand I did this with love and respect for their amazing clip. I will share my Oscar with them.
SHE SAYS:
I think that this is quite possibly the best thing that has ever been created since the beginning of time! Thanks to The Guy for finally finally setting the bar high for tittyfucks! I ♥ slowmotion, “Carmina Burana – O Fortuna” tittyfucks forever!
SHE SAYS:
Ok. Just fast forward to 15:35. You get two queefs. The rest is just OK, but honestly not worth watching. You can definitely do better. I ♥ you!
HE SAYS:
Those were some very cute little queefs. The big question is how are they not acknowledging these awesome queefs? Are they the least fun couple ever? Loosen up, share a laugh. It’s annoying that they are trying to act all porny and sexy even though her pussy is farting all over the place.
HE SAYS:
What is it about shower sex that is so great? Everything, that’s what. Especially if you have a shower like this one that seems to have been designed specifically for fucking two girls at the same time. I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this at first because I tend to shy away from glossy porn but after only a few minutes I realized it was going to be a good scene despite the amount of eye makeup worn by Jenaveve Jolie and Kelly Madison. At least they took their stripper shoes off. I ♥ shower scenes!
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