Annoying guy fucks annoying girl – nobody wins
HE SAYS:
This clip has almost everything I dislike in porn; baby-talking girl, choking and gagging on cock, loud slurppy blowjob, weird aggressive spanking and excessive use of “oh shit!” I guess I like her body but that’s about it. (It still totally gave me a boner, I hate myself)
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Listen to the boy! I hate watching or participating in gagging blow jobs as well. I LOVE to give blow jobs, almost more than any other activity, and hate the feeling like I am going to throw up on a boner. Now I would like to remind everyone that I think that boners are one of the most beautiful sights in the entire world. Why would I want to accidentally ruin that sight by covering it in half-digested food and hydrochloric acid? There is no reason for that. Boners should be treated with care and love. You should treat them like they are your best friend.
There is actually a term for barfing on a dick during a blowjob – “Chili Dog”